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artisticalyhaze:

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with…

That’s perfect

HR, what's the funniest story you know?
Anonymous

aguidetodeduction:

Well, this isn’t my story, but one of the aunt of a friend of mine. (It’s kind of morbid, just a heads up.)

She was house sitting for a friend, and looking after this big old dog. It was only for a couple of days, so she thought it was easy money.

Then one morning the dog just dies. Out of nowhere, no sign it was gonna happen, dead.

So now she’s freaking out. Her friend is gonna think she murdered this dog, right? So she decides that she’s going to take it to a vet (for a goddamn post mortem) to clear any suspicion of doggy homicide.

Problem is, the nearest vet that will do this is a tube ride away, and she has no car. So she’s got to take the huge dead dog with her. Which would be fine, if she has a dog carrier.

Since her friend was back soon, she improvised with the only thing she had. 

A suitcase.

So she was lugging this extremely heavy bag filled with dead canine down a huge flight of stairs, worrying like hell about what her friend is going to say when a nice young man offers to help her with suitcase. Exhausted, she accepted.

And he fucking took off with the suitcase in a full on sprint.

I don’t know how she explained it to the friend. All I know is some fucking jackass opened a stolen suitcase and found nothing but a giant dead dog.

Good luck selling that on ebay, asshole.

Getting weird looks in class

kayleoon:

"Whatever!"

When I gave him my phone to sign  he was like “What do I write?” Everyone was laughing and going “your name” then after went to sign someone’s cup- now he started to sign his name and then missed a letter and went like “uh oh”  everyone around him was like “it’s ok! it’s ok!” so he scribbled over it and rewrote the correct letter and continued on. He then misspelled again, and stood there staring at the cup. He then shrugged his shoulders and went “Whatever!” in his adorable child voice and continued on! He’s soooo cute! 

In the last two pictures he saw Jennifer and went over to her. That’s when she went to pick him up. 

Part nine: Michael Socha

Aug 12 2014 - taken with a digital camera so I’m sorry if poor quality. If you choose to use/edit/save these photos please credit me :) 

emily31594:

That moment when Robin thinks…I’m the monster. Because he swore to himself he was going to be the one person in her life who never made her feel like this.

secondchanceforoq:

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you know what this is? HOPE

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and LOVE

the two things she’s needed to find for the vast majority of her life

and you know what happened?

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it immediately got taken away just like with her first love

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so forgive her if she even thinks about resorting to old habits, used to protect her from this kind of heartbreak

and you better be proud that she can fight it, of how far she’s come

(gif credit: first two, third, the last I’m not sure on sorry!)

emily31594:

SHE TURNED THE COUCH AROUND SO SHE WOULDN’T HAVE TO SEE THE FIREPLACE BECAUSE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON SHE WAS HAVING A PICNIC BY THE FIRE WITH HER SOULMATE AND NOW THERE’S NO FIRE LEFT IN HER LIFE IT’S ALL GONE

So the big bad for Season 4B is going to be Sorcerer Mickey?!

crack3dtheory:

I know this is all complicated, but you can have happiness. It doesn’t seem like it but you just have to fight.

swanenchanted:

"but we J U S T started seeing each other”

Outlaw Queens: Nooooooooo. To hell with honor!
Evil Regals: Noooooooooo Regina STAHP don't be evil!
Captain Swanners: Noooooooo. You call that a kiss?
Rumbellers: SEX! THEY HAD SEX! ALL OF THE SEX! HAPPY SEX ALL OVER THAT STRANGERS HOUSE!